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twinkleofafadingstar:

friend i have some bad news for you.

HEALTH TIP: when you’re about to sneeze be courteous and cover your mouth with the nearest anti-vaccination activist.

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Clayton Cubitt (claytoncubitt) on Twitter (via theladygoogle)

I admit it. I laughed too.

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bogleech:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger

bogleech:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

This just in lemons enjoy being pissed on and it makes them grow bigger

bogleech:

toxeh:

starborn-vagaboo:

sizvideos:

Watch this rare oarfish sighting

AMAGAD OARFISH WHAT

Incase you didn’t know oarfish are very long deep sea fish that rarely if ever come to shallow water; if they do it’s usually because they’re about to kick the bucket.

kinda sad that they only are seen when they’re dying though.

What’s extra freaky is that in their natural habitat, they spend most of their time hovering straight up and down rather than swimming horizontally like we see here and expect from most other sea creatures.

There are other deep sea fish who swim that way, and anglerfish who swim completely upside down. Things get weird in a weightless void of total darkness.

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

jayjsupremacy:

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Lupita was recently named the most beautiful by People’s Magazine, and some of their readers expressed their dissatisfaction with this decision  in the comment section. One reader even commented that Lupita didn’t deserve this title because she’s 100% black(she finds women unattractive if they’re 100% black). These comments made me think of the brilliant post made by radicalrebellion: 
White women (non-black women of color included in this as well) become offended and angry when a black woman (especially a dark skinned black woman like Lupita) is depicted as beautiful and worthy of appreciation because it jeopardizes their position as the epitome of beauty and womanhood. Black women are viewed as the antithesis of White beauty and womanhood, these white women are completely apathetic and silent when dark skinned Black women are portrayed as “ugly” and “unlovable” by the mainstream media because they benefit from this oppression. That’s why you never see white supermodels discussing racism and colorism in the fashion industry. However, these readers wouldn’t complain if it were light skinned black women like Halle Berry, Beyonce, or Rihanna (we all know why, hint: colorism). Anyway, congratulations to the ***flawless Lupita for being named the most beautiful!  

I really hope you guys like Lupita because Im prolly gonna reblog her everytime I see her

jayjsupremacy:

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Lupita was recently named the most beautiful by People’s Magazine, and some of their readers expressed their dissatisfaction with this decision  in the comment section. One reader even commented that Lupita didn’t deserve this title because she’s 100% black(she finds women unattractive if they’re 100% black). These comments made me think of the brilliant post made by radicalrebellion

White women (non-black women of color included in this as well) become offended and angry when a black woman (especially a dark skinned black woman like Lupita) is depicted as beautiful and worthy of appreciation because it jeopardizes their position as the epitome of beauty and womanhood. Black women are viewed as the antithesis of White beauty and womanhood, these white women are completely apathetic and silent when dark skinned Black women are portrayed as “ugly” and “unlovable” by the mainstream media because they benefit from this oppression. That’s why you never see white supermodels discussing racism and colorism in the fashion industry. However, these readers wouldn’t complain if it were light skinned black women like Halle Berry, Beyonce, or Rihanna (we all know why, hint: colorism). Anyway, congratulations to the ***flawless Lupita for being named the most beautiful!  

I really hope you guys like Lupita because Im prolly gonna reblog her everytime I see her

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

(Source: zlor123)

SNK Cosplayers in a Nutshell

levi-has-the-booty:

"OH MY GOD I SPILT SHIT ON MY WHITE PANTS UGH FUCK"

"My leg straps keep falling off, this is such a pain in the ass"

"Ok, are these your boots or mine? They look the same."

"How do they kill titans with this harness, I cant even put this shit on."

"This butt skirt makes my ass look GOOD."

"Can I use my real hair for this character? I hate wearing wigs…"

"WE NEED A SHORT PERSON TO COSPLAY LEVI!!"

(Source: goongobs)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

itsbrittanybiiitch:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

THIS IS BRILLIANT I WILL DO THIS

(Source: sassykardashian)

thesassylorax:

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

(Source: khoaphan)

8bitmonkey:

Sebastian Kowoll

Deviant Art

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chrisluvstommy:

ekomancer:

"What do u do when 3 villains & the Coolest guy in the world board a plane?" - Michael Rosenbaum
Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger), Henry Winkler (Fonzie aka The Fonz), Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) and Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor).

Best plane ride ever

chrisluvstommy:

ekomancer:

"What do u do when 3 villains & the Coolest guy in the world board a plane?" - Michael Rosenbaum

Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger), Henry Winkler (Fonzie aka The Fonz), Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) and Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor).

Best plane ride ever