send me your best pick up line
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
Finally. I’m home.
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.A visitor.
It’s like it’s trying so hard to hit us and it just can’t do it
who the FUCK is messing around with sburb
Have some Label Auuuu~💘
ok but just this once
Canid girlfriends and bun pals