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prince-of-mametown:

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

#TheMilkWarsOf2014

naughty-chekov:

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

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androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

ball python morphs by constrictors unlimited

(Source: nocturnal-creaturee)

deadpoolsbitch:

We’re on our way to see Aoba-san!

deadpoolsbitch:

We’re on our way to see Aoba-san!

(Source: neogohann)

the best swedish insults

useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy

kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

bkcarib:

cocoabutterbabe:

that-one-conceited-weird-genius:

byrongraffiti:

This is the biggest set up I’ve ever seen…nope not gon catch my black ass with this. Nope.

Hell nah son, niggas will lose they muhfuckin life over this nonsense

white privilege.

Nah..nope..nada.not ever.lmao….not gonna happen. no sir. not today. cyah undastan? nuh bada me wid it! hyear?

bkcarib:

cocoabutterbabe:

that-one-conceited-weird-genius:

byrongraffiti:

This is the biggest set up I’ve ever seen…nope not gon catch my black ass with this. Nope.

Hell nah son, niggas will lose they muhfuckin life over this nonsense

white privilege.

Nah..nope..nada.not ever.lmao….not gonna happen. no sir. not today. cyah undastan? nuh bada me wid it! hyear?

lairon:

the new coke cans are cute

(Source: halloweenhorrorsqueen)

jesus-lizard-journal:

partlysmith:

30 Day Kaiju Challenge: Day 15, Explosive
Cherrybomb is a fungal kaiju, believed to be a mutation. Its body constantly produces red globules, which are either launched as a defense mechanism, or will simply drop when they become too heavy.
These globules explode on impact, releasing a thick, sticky, scalding substance, which has been described as smelling “bizarrely sweet.”
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Bleeding tooth fungi always looked like some delicious, fruity pastry to me…

god, I love that name

jesus-lizard-journal:

partlysmith:

30 Day Kaiju Challenge: Day 15, Explosive

Cherrybomb is a fungal kaiju, believed to be a mutation. Its body constantly produces red globules, which are either launched as a defense mechanism, or will simply drop when they become too heavy.

These globules explode on impact, releasing a thick, sticky, scalding substance, which has been described as smelling “bizarrely sweet.”

———

Bleeding tooth fungi always looked like some delicious, fruity pastry to me…

god, I love that name

thunder-twonk:

levi-ravioli-universe:

nubs-mcshouty:

ampersandsblog:

subbysal:

badjade:

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i hate this website 

This is art.